Crazy Traffic, Crazy Driver

Today was a crazy day!!!

What happened???

Let's look at the map below...

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今天是有点气愤的！！！

为什么？？？

看看以下图片！！！

Just along the blue route,

I guess there're three to four traffic light,

what happened was!!!

All of these traffic light were down!!! =[

What???

It's the first time I took about two hours to get home!!! =[

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就是沿着蓝色的线回家的路，

路上就有三，四个红绿灯，

不是很记得就是超过三个！！！

总而言之就是全部都坏了。。。！！！  ＝［

第一次驾了两个小时多才回到家！！！   ＝［

Due to the traffic lights were down,

those "selfish" drivers were just like being bossy,

never let others go through first,

and end up everyone one behind them were just sitting in the car and wait for one of them take the first action to "let other go first"!!!

(I was like two or three car behind this,

it's just so dumb!!!)

Finally, there's an uncle which so nice,

he's just get out from his car and get the proper directions to solve this crazy thing!!!

One more thing I would like to say!!!

Where the hell of all those point-policeman???

Sitting at the police station for nothing and get their paid every month???

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就是因为红绿灯坏了，

人的丑性就出来，

每个人都各不相让，

就像图片说的一切，

我不让你，你不让我，

这样后面的车辆就傻傻的一直塞，一直等！！！

终于无法解决的方法下，

终于有位好心的Uncle下车来指挥交通，

真是太谢谢他了！！！

我想说的就是那些交通警察都去了哪里了？？？

在警局里睡觉？？？  等出薪水？？？

Since this is about driving,

so I would like to share some crazy and funny incidents that I saw on the road!!!

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既然这个是写驾驶的话题，

所以我就说说有关这类的事！！！

People!!! Please line up!!! Get into the queue!!!

Not cut into the lane like nobody business!!!

Okay I understand sometimes maybe you didn't realized you're in the wrong lane,

that's acceptable,

but some people were just have this "selfish" thoughts in their freaking mind,

"Why am I have to queue so long,

just drive faster to the front and cut into the lane,

that's what smart people do!!!"

Hello!!!

Not to be schemed on you!!!

The good way to talk about it is you're so smart at driving!

The bad way to talk about it is you're just a selfish driver (maybe it means the personality too)

It depends on my mood,

sometimes I'll like them get into the lane,

sometimes I just never ever let you have the chance to get into the lane!!!

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我相信对大家常见这个，

也有可能你也是其中一个！！！

明明大家都是乖乖的排队，

就是又这些人自以为自己很厉害，

心想：

“我才没有你们那么笨慢慢的排队！”

所以就是这样非常令人讨厌的家伙！！！

或许有些是走错了路，

那个是勉强可以原谅的可是大多数都是插队的！！！

我有时候心情还就会让给他们，

假如我心情不好说怎样我都不会让他们进来的！！！

Seriously,

I was like the position of the red box,

I was freak out and stop my car instantly,

and I still remember the blue box "car" is an aunty driver coming towards me,

doesn't matter it's aunty or not,

the main point that I want to say like uncle and aunty...

"Hello, did you buy the road or did your dad or your granddad own the road???"

Get back to your lane!!!

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这个是真的很白目，
我就是在那红色格子的位置，
那蓝色格子的车就这样驾过双线路，
真不知道是看不到还是什么，
她旁边的路那么宽，
很清楚的记得那是一个aunty！！！
还好我是即刻把车子停着，
假如不停着就相撞了！！！  ＝［
uncle，aunty的那句：
“你买了这条路的啊？ 还是这路是你爸爸买的？”

I have no idea how to talk about this kind of driver,

the main problem about this is...

he/she is driving freaking slow,

and driving in the middle of the road,

can't even drive pass by them...

Argh!!!

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这个是名副其实的路霸，

那两条路那么大，

他就是要驾在中间，

要超越他不是，

不超越他就是在后面慢慢跟。。。

This is the same problem,

but this time is a motorcycle!!!

Always hate this!!!

They never ever want to drive along the side of the road,

they're just like drive in the middle and half side of the road...

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这个和上面那个一样，

只是这个是电单车，

他们驾又不要驾旁边一点，

又是这样旁边又不旁边的感觉！！！

This is a stupidest thing ever!!!

This woman (which is in red) crossing the road by talking and LOOKING at her friend!!!

Hello!!! Are you trying to commit suicide???

I was shocked by this in the morning!!!

Yup!!!

When I stopped out of sudden,

this woman turned around and look at me and just realized that she wasn't aware of the cars...

Gosh!!!

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这个真是早上被她吓了一餐，

她一边过马路一面看着她朋友说话，

我简直傻了，

停得非常得紧张，

这个时候她才发觉。。。

又是uncle，aunty的那句：

“你要自杀都不要害人嘛！”